very funny review of simha telugu movie

Hi Frnds…..last Saturday…one of my friend saw the much hyped movie of the season SIMHA and wanted to share his experience…(i got this by mail)read completly...just for fun...
Reviews chadavangaaneee….cinema bavundi anukoni…avesamlo ticket book chesukoni….ekada late avuthado ani bike meedha 70 speed tho theater ki vellanu..
Theater lo velangaaaneeee AC off chesesadu..naaku chala chikaku vesindhi ( bahusa next 3hrs maa situation nto theater vadu munde chupinchi natu unaadu )



Lights apaadu…Cinema start ayindhi…..naaku torture modalayindhi….
Cinemalo ni Super dialogues:
Balaya: Nenu matladedapudu ne chevulu mathrame pani cheyali…kadani inkedana pani chesthe nee next bday undadhu
Poorna: Balaya cinema ki velinapudu mee kanulu mathrame pani cheyali….kadani Burra guda panichesthe….neeeku Intervel undadhu


In Other High Voltage cine Balaya says to villan:

Balaya: Chudu chudu…oka vaipe chudu..inko vayipu chudali anukoku…..thatukolevu…madipothaavu… 
Poorna’s Feeling: Chudu Chudu…Balaya cinema trailers mathrame chudu….Cinema motham chudali anukoku….thatukolevu…..Pichekipothaavu

One more dialogue:

Balaya: Charithra srustinchalana…danini thiraga rayalanaaa maa vamsanikee mathramee sadhyam
Poorna: Auidence ki pichekinchalanaaa…thalakayi nopi tepinchalanaa…Nandamuri vamsanikee sadhyam..
 
One more:
Balaya: Simham tho petukovalante Panja lo podhanu undali…
Maa Vamsam tho petukovalante….Gunda lo damu undaali
Poorna: Simham tho petukovalante Panja lo podhanu undali…
Maa Vamsam tho petukovalante….Gunda lo damu undaali
Balaya cinema chudali ante jebu lo Zandu balm undaali

In another scene Villain says:
Villan: Veela Vamsam nti raaa…manani champadanike putaaraaaaa
Audience: Nandamuri vamsam nti raaa…manaki pichekinchadanike putaaraaa

And the last one:

Balaya to Villan:   Raa…okadive Raaa….kudurthe Padi mandhini techuko…..kavalante Padi ki Padi mandhi ni techuko….Padisaarlu raaaa…..kaani naathonee petu ko…janalatho mathram vadhu

 Poorna: Raa….Theater ki okadive raaa…kudurthe inko Padi mandini tesukura….kavalante Padi ki Padi mandini techuko….Padi sarlu raaa….Naa cinema nee chudu….HIT mathram expect cheyaku

And the super scene of the decade:

Villan ni 30 years back flashback lo FATHER BALAYAA oka punch kodathadu…aa punch ki vadiki dhima thirigi mind Block  ayii…COMA loki velthaadu…..maali adhe villan ni ( 30 years nunchi coma lone untaadu ) SON BALAYAA accidental ga Punch isthaadu…eee sari guda vadiki aa punch ki vadiki dhima thirigi mind block ayyi (sorry esaari mind  UN-block )  ayii…COMA lonunchi bayataki vasthaadu….

Adhi chusi doctor shock thini antaadu “Wow….Science ki andhani Power ithani Punch lo undhi anni”

Itlanti ghromayinaaa powerful scenes chala nee unaayi…..meere chusi tarinchandi..

NOTE:   Payinaa vatilo spelling mistakes unte l8 tesukondi….aa cinema chusaka ee mathram rayatamee gopaaa J

COPYRIGHT:   The above dialogues strictly belong to Balayaa and Poorna…any illegala copying or mailing of the above content will be strictly prosecuted and the culprits will be taken to SIMHA

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Cinema chusina oka abagyudu